Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga! ==Hungama Wap== Grl-Kal sapne me luuund ka Mela dekha.Boy-Mera dekha? Grl-Kone me chota sa latak raha tha ..Boy-Maine bhi chuut ka mela dekha. Grl -Meri thi? Boy-Usi me to mela tha =-Hungama Wap-= BOY Ka lun chota tha, isliye wo apni LOVER ko andhere me legaya or uske hath me dediya.to LOVER boli:Darling U know main cigrette nahi piti- ==Hungama Wap== Teacher= Batao Larkian Brazier Kyon Pehanti Hyn ?Boy: Ta K Breast Ziada Bubbling Na KarainGirl: NO srif larkoo k khatir kyon kKhula Doodh Sehat k Liye Hanikarak hai ==Hungama Wap== Naai ki dukaan k upar ghar pe lady ne sari sukhane dali..dukan me andhera ho gaya..!Naai ne awaaz di..Bibiji,sari uper utha lo baal kaatne hai ==Hungama Wap== -Sasur nayi bahu ko dekne gaya to bola-"bahu chay aati hai?" Bahu-"nahi,abhi to DOODH bhi nahi AATA hai ji- ==Hungama Wap== DHAMAKA OFFER:purana underware doe or new underware k sath 1 LUNND free lijiye,1st 50 khush nasebo ki gaannd bhi free me mari jayegi. ==Hungama Wap== Maatha tekne ke baad lady boli, Swami ji koi sud buddhi ki baat bataiye.Swami: Bra pahan ke aaya karo, hilte dekh ke dhayan bhang hota hai ==Hungama Wap== -11 girls ask the fruit seller to give 11 banana.Fruitseller: i m not selling less than 12 bananas.1 girl said 'LE LE YAAR,1 KHA LENGE'