LUUUND complains to GOD: Log muje misuse karte hai,koi GAAAND me dalta hai,koi CHUUUT me,koi MUH me,koi haath me; kya kru? GOD: Sab thik ho jayega.. bas tu AKAD mat! ==Hungama Wap== Teacher= Batao Larkian Brazier Kyon Pehanti Hyn ?Boy: Ta K Breast Ziada Bubbling Na KarainGirl: NO srif larkoo k khatir kyonkKhula Doodh Sehat k Liye Hanikarak hai ==Hungama Wap== Girl: Hey Bhagwan! Plz Ladko Ka Luund Thoda Khubsurat Banao.God: Itna Ganda Hai To Choos Leti Ho, Achha Banane Par To Kha Hi Jaogi..!! ==Hungama Wap== Ak Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne gaon me dekh kar ek budha bola,"In logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha, ab kya HANDSET bhi le jayenge?: ==Hungama Wap== Child To Nurse. kea Main Ap Ka Pass SoJaon?Nurse: Yes So Jao.Child: Kea Main Aap Ke Naaf(belly bottom)Main Ungly Daal Loon?Nurse: Yes Daal Do...Nurse: Oooh Aaaah Yeeah Naaf Naheen Ha...Child: Yeah Ungly Bhe Nahen Ha!! ==Hungama Wap== Girl:mujhe bhavish ka Gyan Sikhao na! Baba ladki k kapde utar uski G@NDpe tel lagta he Girl:tum mujhe ch0doge! Baba:Dikhana Bhavish- ==Hungama Wap== BOY Ka lun chota tha,isliye wo apni LOVER ko andhere me legaya or uske hath me dediya.to LOVER boli:Darling U knowmain cigrette nahi piti ==Hungama Wap== Sasur nayi bahu ko dekne gaya to bola-"bahu chay aati hai?"Bahu-"nahi,abhi to DOODH bhi nahiAATA hai ji ==Hungama Wap== Naai ki dukaan k upar ghar pe lady ne sari sukhane dali..dukan me andheraho gaya..!Naai ne awaaz di..Bibiji,sari uper utha lo baal kaatne hai
